Early birthday presents!
I rarely buy magazines these days, but I will buy anything she endorses or covers. #crush
Looking like a drowned rat is the new sexy.
Obsessed with Elisabeth Moss’s hair from tonight’s WWHL. Makes me more anxious to lose weight so I can crop my hair into a blonde shaggy pixie again.
(And she’s obsessed with Real Housewives?!)
(And Jessica Walter did the Lucille wink!?!)
Source: bravotv.com
It’s all fun and games until your baby voms on you.
Reunited with my baby. Unfortunately, she apparently forgot who I am. :(
When I realize I bought seasons 1-3 of RHONJ at some point and I’m stuck in bed all weekend. Thanks, Past Me!
She’d be a better nurse if she had opposable thumbs.
Now at 101.7. I hate being sick.









